February 2012
194 posts
*In a market*
BOY: I lost my girlfriend, can you talk to me for a minute?
GIRL: Huh, why?
BOY: Because whenever I talk to any girl, my girlfriend finds me.
The Truth Will Set You Free: You mean more to me... →
illogicalbrilliance:
You mean more to me than anyone else in the world. I would say that I’m scared of losing you, but that isn’t true. I know that I’m not going to hurt you, even if you don’t. I know that I won’t fuck up what we have, it means too much to me. I’m not the most secure person, but I know you won’t hurt…
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
